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Stay here and drink

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  “Thing i'll juzz ssay here ann zzrink,” Katty slurred,before she sucked down the rest of her drink. “Sounds like a plan, Im gonna take a break” I told her.  Thats right, I’m taking a break. Not sure how long….hopefully only a week or three.

Lucky Server:Mary Kate-Saint Pat

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  Mary Kate was one lucky server. It was St. Patrics day and the pub where she worked was packed with revelers in search of a good time. The beer and whiskey were flowing freely. That much was evident by the way the Irish lass listened to one side, holding onto her next beer. Her pail cheeks were nearly as red as disheveled rose gold locks. It was clear the lass was drunk.  The constant flow of drinks had taken its toll, and she found herself feeling a bit lightheaded. But she wasn't about to let that stop her from doing her job. She quickly drank her beer and returned to work. As she approached a group of rowdy patrons, her steps were unsteady, and she put on her best smile and asked, "Whad c'n i gesha lads?"  The group seemed not to notice Mary Kate's slurred speech, and someone said, “A round of whiskey for us and you.”

Spring break fin.

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  Spring Break was nearly over. Payton was extremely drunk and high, though her chick sunglasses tried desperately to hide it. Having landed a job at XYZ Corp, though her college days were nearing a close, her carer was shaping up to be as much fun as college-one big drunk and drug induced blur.

Spring break on a Yaught

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Promoter girls

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  The four roommates had jumped at the chance to be Heineken promoter girls for spring break in exchange for free airfare, lodging and beer. All they had to do was wear the Heineken swimsuits. They could even drink other beers and liquor, so long as they said they preferred Heineken. And drink they did.

Big Gulp

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  “I have'nn eeven had a re fill yed,” the girl in the black bikini slurred as she sipped the last of the whiskey from her big gulp mug.  “Ann were sharin',” the girl in the blue swimsuit added.

Spring Break Wet T

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  Payton was in the XYZ corp private bar. At some point, she’d changed out of her crochet yellow top and beaded necklace and pants suit from her interview, and into a pair of white shorts and a white tank top. She couldn’t remember when or how. Like how she couldn’t remember who the pretty girl with her was. All Payton knew was they were both super waysted. But not waysted enough. “Hold the jigger sseady,” Payton slurred as she poured the Jack Daniels and grasped her companion's right arm.  “Why doanshu hold the boll sseady Payton? Yer nod stoo zzzrunk arr yoo?,” Paytons companion asked. Payton giggled, her laughter ringing through the room. “Me? never! jussa li'l titsy, that’s alll!” She stopped pouring and brought the bottle to her lips and drank. “Iff anyones too zzzrunk iss yoo, runnin' 'round wiss nooo pranns.” Olivia rolled her glassy eyes playfully. “I'm nod zzzrunk.  Surrre im only wearin' pannies ann a cami ann summ guys shird ann pannies.  Bud im the o...