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What I.F.? Jenna Ortega-winter version.

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  In the grand hall adorned with twinkling lights and festive decorations, Jenna Ortega stood by the Christmas tree, her delicate gown shimmering under the chandelier's glow.  Her skimpy dress really wasn’t winter attire, but the roaring fire and flowing champagne at the lavash party made it ok. And she’d drink glass after glass. Her thoughts were muddled as she swayed slightly, the tiara on her head sparkled in the soft light of the room. She grabbed a glass from a passing water, and took a sip of the rich flavor warming her from the inside out. She swayed slightly, already a bit tipsy from the last couple of glasses she had imbibed throughout the evening. Jenna scanned the room, taking in the sight of famous actors and actresses mingling and laughing, all drinking and having a merry time.  As Jenna moved through the crowd, trying not to stumble.  The sound of a familiar voice caught Jennas attention. It was her boyfreind, Evan, a handsome and charming leading man w...
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Blitzen

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  ”Im blitzen!” she declared as she balanced the champagne glass on her backside. You knew she was referring to Santa's 8th reindeer and the fact she was blitzed on rose wine. So blitzed, you feared the glass would fall to the floor, so you grabbed the glass and playfully slapped her gorgeous behind.
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Uncle Matty

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 Capt. Dunsels is at this link:  Dunsels Work One I really like is this single image, and I was able to extend it some. Before Marty could respond, but who  should  appear. Not Santa, but Aubrey's mother, and in a purple strapless dress. Aubrey, pooh, thass nod wine in yer glass? Nooo mom Audrey said drinking her glass to hide the evidence. You know, Liz, maybe we should let Aubrey drink. Whad? Nooo! Whad? Yezz! Hear me out, Liz. If we let Aubrey drink tonight at the party, she can see what it's like and learn how to drink responsibly, where we know she'll be safe and no one will take advantage of her. Yah, mom.  Liyke uncle Matty says. Heyyyy liz, yoo godda sry thiss mepperpint sshnapps. oh heyyyy aubrey, maddhew.  Yoo shud sry it too! Sammy, nooo, Aubrey is only eighddeen! Sammy had already poured a large measure in Aubrey's glass, her dress green velvet, with a high slit up each side that made underware impossible. Shes ann adult...
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Thanksgiving

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  Thanksgiving morning you came downstairs to find your girlfriend Alex helping your stepmom Evelyn decorate the dining room. The two were laughing and chatting away like hyennes, their eyes sparkeling. “Welll yah, iss helped me ged inna holiday spirit,” Alex slurred.  Evelyn nodded, or at least you thought she nodded in agreement, though the way her whole body swayed, it was hard to tell. “Ssangs sweetie.  I nowe isssa bit lade, bud im juzz nod ready fer chrissmas yed,” Evelyn slurred. By the sounds of it, they had already been helping themselves to the cooking sherry. And by the smell and the haze in the room, Alex was smoking weed.  “Pazz me the pipe 'gain dear,” Evelyn asked, racing out with one hand, and supporting herself on the table with the other. Apparently they BOTH were smoking weed. Alex obliged, picking the pipe up with practiced ease. But before she passed it to Evelyn, she took another hit, exhaled and said, “'course mom” and reached out unstead...
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Autumn-Fall Down Drunk

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  Autumn is aptly named-her favorite season is fall. She loves the crisp cool mornings, warm afternoons, and vibrant colors. She also loves hard cider, weed, and LSD-getting wasted out in a secluded spot out in the woods is how she likes to spend a Sunday afternoon in November. She was fall down drunk. Please visit this discord for more df content.
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Thank you Veterans

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  “Sssang yoo veterans, i zzrink a sixss pack orr too t' yoo,” Alyssa Arce slurred before attempting to drink her 8th beer. With over a 6 pack in, she was swaying like a flag in the breeze, and much of this bottle poured over her sexy body.
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  Ashley was proud. Today was election day, the 100th anniversary of women's suffrage, and she’d voted. Voted to legalize recreational marijuana. Medical marijuana was already legal, and she had a card, so she’d voted high thanks to Dr. Feelgood. Of course, she'd also taken some pills with a liquid breakfast of vodka, so she was drunk and high-Doctor's orders. And now with nothing left to do but weight for polls to close, she was home getting wasted.
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