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Bonfire

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  Oh my darlin Clemintine    Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene Oh, I'm begging of you please In the dark of the night, next to the raging bonfire Burning like a summer sun A bunch of rednecks getting half lit Your friends Clemintine and Jolene were more than half lit-they were loaded. As you approached them with a fresh bottle of moon shine, you found them laying their, youth full orbs on full display, kissing. Bonfire, dance a little jig Hold up your cup and take another swig

Lady's Templar

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  Ladys Templar

What I.F.? Dora the explorer

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  “O, mi! O, mi! soy muy borrasha,” Dora slurred, as she drank the last of the tequila from the bottle, sitting on the carpeted floor of the living room. Swiper had stolen the bottle for the 18 year-old girl, and she'd planned to return it, she really had, but she just couldn’t resist trying a sip. A sip turen into two, then thress, then quatro, and now the whole bottle. Dora was too drunk to stand. “I feel muy buena”, she slurred, playing with her big boobs, her pierced nipples hard. My short attempt at a Dora What I.F? AI images, text purely by me. Hopefully this link still works to a better What I.F? https://girlsgettingwasted.blogspot.com/2023/10/what-if-dora-420-explorer.html

Black Cat

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  “Meow-kiddy is zzzrunk ann wenn thiss kiddy gess zzzrunk shhe gess frisky,” your girlfriend Kira slurred, staggering in her high heal boots, fresh bottle of whiskey in her hand, As she took another drink, her big boobs fell out of her black cat suit.  “Damn Kira-were gonna be late-but ok, a quickie before we go to the costume party.” you say as she falls onto the couch.  “Perfeckt,” she purs as you pull out your dick.

Witching hour

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  Witching hour-when the witches are drunk.

Her Sarcophagus

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  Her Sarcophagus Queen Hathor Neferkare (Combines goddess reference with "Neferkare" meaning "beautiful soul" in Egyptian) he queen stumbles barefoot across cool marble, gold armbands chiming with each swaying step. Her crown tilts perilously as she gestures toward the obsidian sarcophagus dominating her pyramids chamber. "Thiss will be my bed fer alll timme," she slurs, wine sloshing crimson droplets onto stone. "An' I... hic ... shall shrissen it proper. Brin' wine! brin'.  giggles .  brin' thad nubian guard whoo blushes ann carries sush a big sword giggles "  Her fingers trace hieroglyphs of judgment scenes, knuckles whitening as she leans against the death-box. "Mother named me joy... but joy needs... presses cheek to cold stone ... needs weightlessness. Lift me in? I'll show you how goddesses... trails off ... how they drown stars in honey." The queen's command hangs in the air, thick with wine fumes and de...

Elvira

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  Elvira-My Heart’s on Fire for Elvira.  Giddy up, um-poppa-um-poppa, mow, mow Giddy up, um-poppa-um-poppa, mow, mow High-ho silver, away Elvira-her Heart’s on fire for Alcohol Giddy up, um-poppa-um-poppa, mow, mow Giddy up, um-poppa-um-poppa, mow, mow High-ho silver, sobriety away