StumblingFillies

  The Halloween party had been a blast for Fany. Plenty of treats-booze, weed and pills; only fun tricks-The wicked wasted witch had lost most of her costume, when she won the alcoholic apple bob. (A tub full of spiked punch, apples carved with numbers, 1-4. The number told the player how many shots to drink, before resuming their quest for more apples. Each player got three minutes. The player with the most shot won. Fany won with 2 apples and 6 shots). Thus Fanny was drunk, high and topless after her Halloween party. Most of the other guests had gone home or passed out.  Fany was pretty far gone, barely able to stay on her chair as she played with her big tits. “Trick orr treat?” she asked you. You could tell the beautiful witch was wasted, and really didn’t need any more to drink, but you couldn't help yourself, and grabbed a bottle of Hennessy and presented it to her. “Sweed, gime summ uhf thad,” she slurred when she finally noticed the bottle you held out to her. The bo...

Want some more? by stanmaps: https://girlsgettingwasted.blogspot.com/2022/10/want-some-more.html   “MMMM…yee…ss,” she slurred as he pulled her up. As he tried to guide her to the couch, she grabbed onto a column. Her right breast finally slipped out of her fishnet top. The fact her big boob was now completely exposed was lost on her, the only thing her befuddled brain registered was that she felt wonderful. She tried to tell him that, but all that came out was, “Fe’won.” “You are beautiful; completely fucked,” he told Kursten before leaning in and kissing her boob. Though he wanted to kiss and suck her breast forever, and despite his assistance, gravity was steadily sliding her down the column to the floor. So he picked her up, and carried her to the couch. There he laid her down. Then he quickly left her to get her more booze. When he returned, Kursten had somehow gotten both boobs out of her skimpy top. Somehow she noticed the bottle he carried, and opened her mouth wide. Witho...

  Carrie Underwood finally agreed to appear in Playboy. When touring and recording schedules finally allowed, it was determined she'd appear in the Oktoberfest issue. The Idol alum drank lots of beer to help her through the photo shoot, and got absolutely “Wasted”, as seen here.

 One source of insperation behind this blog is Stanmaps. One post from that blog I really like is: https://girlsgettingwasted.blogspot.com/2021/01/lost-and-drunk-in-paris.html?zx=77439bd5071842a0 I was able to find an additional image to offer a short part 2. ------- After some cognac and some help from a friendly Frenchman, they finally found the Louvre. “It loose liyke a alien space ship,” said the drunk and tripping Penny. Nora and Betty just giggled as they hung onto each other.

  She loved working from home. Here it was October, but she was sitting on the patio overlooking the sea of an Airbnb in So Cal, wearing a two piece swimsuit and drinking vodka spiked La Croix, and no one knew the difference. Sure, she had to be careful not to accidentally turn on her camera, or get too drunk. Luckily rarely anyone used their camera at her company, so a sticky note over the camera solved that problem. The latter, she just had to be careful, but her college days had prepared her for that.

A quick post that just came together quickly this evening.   Alexis loved National Vodka Day. The customers bought her lots of shots. As she got drunker, she began to sway, which made pouring drinks harder. However, she had lots of experience and just made the drinks stronger. Which served to get her drunker, and the drinks stronger. A feedback loop, that she and the customers loved.

  Pandora got drunk at the beer garden at the county fair. Once they cut her off, she staggered about, enjoying the sights and smells of the fair; her boyfreind enjoying watching her stumble about. In a vendor tent, she found a hat that matched her outfit perfectly, so she tried it on. As she swayed drunkenly, her boyfreind snapped this pic: Then she noticed the vendor also sold weed. She flagged her over and asked, “Arr wee aloud t' smoke the weed ad the fair?” The vendor, clearly high herself, said, “Yep.” “How mush fer the hat ann a joinn?” Pandora asked the vendor. “The hat is $10 and a joint is $6. But I can let you have both for $15,” the vendor told her. Pandora dug into her black shoulder bag and got her wallet, and pulled out a ten and a five and handed them to the vendor. The vendor took the money and got her a joint.  “You need a light?”, she asked. “Yes, pleeeze,” she answered and put the joint in her lips. The vendor produced a lighter and lit the joint.  A...