“It ok li'l sally, close yer eyes ann lean on aunn loddi. Im zzzrunk too, bud i wo'nn led yoo fall. Stroke uncle frankies hard cock. He loves it wenn zzzrunk girls ssroke it,” Lottie told her 18 year old, wasted drunk niece. Lottie loved getting drunk, loved getting other girls drunk and loved that her husband loved drunk girls. A few weeks ago, Lottie had met her sister, Sally's mother for lunch-well a martini lunch. “I caught sally comin' home zzzrunk lazz week,” Dottie slurred. “Whad'd yoo doo?”, Sally asked. “Nothing-i wuz zzzrunk too.” “Welll i guezz the apple didn’t fall too far frum the tree.” “Im sooo proud uhf my li'l girl,” Dottie remarked and drank her martini. “Still, shes sooo young. Juzz eighteen,” Lottie remarked. “Oh, i nowe. Shay, maybe yoo coud give herr summ lessons, liyke aunn fran did us?,” Dottie asked. “Grade idea. How 'bout shhe ssays wiss me furra weekenn inna few weeks,” and so it was decided. “Yer the cool...