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Beer Cart 2.0

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420-Easter

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  “Happy easser, happy fore twenny.  Summ bunny is zzzrunk ann high.”

Stay here and drink

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  “Thing i'll juzz ssay here ann zzrink,” Katty slurred,before she sucked down the rest of her drink. “Sounds like a plan, Im gonna take a break” I told her.  Thats right, I’m taking a break. Not sure how long….hopefully only a week or three.

Lucky Server:Mary Kate-Saint Pat

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  Mary Kate was one lucky server. It was St. Patrics day and the pub where she worked was packed with revelers in search of a good time. The beer and whiskey were flowing freely. That much was evident by the way the Irish lass listened to one side, holding onto her next beer. Her pail cheeks were nearly as red as disheveled rose gold locks. It was clear the lass was drunk.  The constant flow of drinks had taken its toll, and she found herself feeling a bit lightheaded. But she wasn't about to let that stop her from doing her job. She quickly drank her beer and returned to work. As she approached a group of rowdy patrons, her steps were unsteady, and she put on her best smile and asked, "Whad c'n i gesha lads?"  The group seemed not to notice Mary Kate's slurred speech, and someone said, “A round of whiskey for us and you.”

Spring break fin.

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  Spring Break was nearly over. Payton was extremely drunk and high, though her chick sunglasses tried desperately to hide it. Having landed a job at XYZ Corp, though her college days were nearing a close, her carer was shaping up to be as much fun as college-one big drunk and drug induced blur.

Spring break on a Yaught

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Promoter girls

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  The four roommates had jumped at the chance to be Heineken promoter girls for spring break in exchange for free airfare, lodging and beer. All they had to do was wear the Heineken swimsuits. They could even drink other beers and liquor, so long as they said they preferred Heineken. And drink they did.