Bar Hopping

 Piper and her boyfriend went out bar hopping. At the first bar, she ordered a pitcher of margaritas. By her last glass, she was drunk enough to flash her boyfriend, who happily snapped a photo:

Once Piper finished her last glass of margarita, she pulled her shirt back over her plump tits and they settled the tab. Piper was starting to stumble as they made their way up the street to the second bar, Habitat. There, they found a table, and her boyfriend asked, "What do you want?"

     Piper replied with a slur, "Beeer pleeeze"

Her boyfriend got her two glasses, and she quickly downed both. Then he told her, "Flash me"

“'kay" she replied, and flashed her right tit, as he snapped two photos:


When she put her shirt back down, she hiccuped and then said, "Meed me inna basssroom, wee need t' fffuck." She stood, and staggered off, bouncing around the bar like one of the pinballs in the machines in the bar. Her boyfriend watched her, paid for her beers, and then followed her.

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