StumblingFillies

  “Any New Year's Resolutions Nacre?” you ask the stunning fake redhead at the New Years eve party. She takes the joint from her lips and lets out a cloud of smoke, as she turns to look at you. Her ass stretches her sparkly minidress, her boobs jiggling under its top. “Ged zzzrunk ann high. ann wayssed azz fffuck, ann fffuck!,” she answers, with a slur, making it evident she is already a bit tipsy as well as a little high.  “Admirable,” you tell her as you grab a champagne bottle and glass and tell her, “I can help you on all 3 counts.” You pour her a glass. With a couple of swipes, she grabs it. Nacre brings it to her lips, and gulps it down.  “Won shampaign.  Filler upp,” she tells you as she takes another hit of her joint. You oblige. Then you watch as she stands swaying. “Im high ann zzzrunk,” she tells you, your previous offer forgotten in the sea of intoxication. Then she again emptied her glass. Without waiting for her, you promptly refill her glass. “Ummmm,...

  “I'm on the Naughty list, Santa? Wonn yoo pleeeze reconsider?”, your drunk, high and nude girlfriend slurred as she sat in front of your christmas tree.  “And what might you have in mind?” you ask her.  “Welll sanna, my boyfrienn says Im a gooond cock sucker” she slurres as she pulls your cock out of your Santa suit, and begins to stroke your hard jolly elf.  “Ho, Ho, Ho. Go ahead,” you tell her. With her usual wasted skill, she moves and begins to suck. In no time at all, you know you’re about to cum. “Leticia, Santa’s about to cum,” you say. “Cum on my tiss, sanna, baby, cum fer me” she instructs you, as you blow part of your load in her mouth, and the rest on her tits as requested. “Am i ssill onna naughdy liss?” she asks as she wipes the cum from her tits with her fingers and then licks her fingers clean.  “Ho, Ho, Ho. You're a naughty hoe, but a nice cock sucker. I think I have something better for you to burn than coal,” you say, as you produce a joi...

  “(Hic) Ho, (Hic) Ho, (hic), Merry (Hic) Chriss(Hic)mas,” Rocksy slurred and hiccuped. “(Hic)’cuuse me (hic), I've got ta (hic) ups”. The ginger teen was drunk from the peppermint patty hot coco she’d drank-it was made with 100 proof peppermint schnapps, 18% ABV Creme de menthe and 25% ABV Creme de Cocoa. So it was to be expected the slender teen was drunk. As she swayed, she rubbed her pussy. “im zzz(hic)runk I thing. (hic) I'm cernnly (hic) horrnny.” Then she noticed your hard cock, pointed straight at her. She was startled enough to lose the hiccups, as she lifted her hands above her head in surender.

  Last year was the first year that Melissa and Madison had tried to bake Christmas rum cakes based on recipes they got from their grandmas. On the first, second and third Saturday after Thanksgiving Madison had tried her grandma's recipe, alone in her kitchen. Each time she followed the recipe she had all she ended up with the next day was a hangover and a messy kitchen.    On the final Saturday before Christmas last year, Melissa and her friend Madison had to perform in their annual college dance concert, at 2pm. After the concert, the two had arranged to compare recipes, as Madison also wished to make her Grand-ma's Christmas rum cake, but upon hearing the difficulties Melissa was having decided to team up, thinking two girls would do better than one. And indeed they likely would have, if they hadn't gotten drunk on champagne celebrating their dance. Because they were already under the influence as they compared recipes, Madison failed to notice that Melissa's "...