StumblingFillies

 This is a repost of mine from BB. It could easily be tweaked for a new years resolution one, but I've not yet. Caroline loved her new exercise routine. Monday, Tue, Wed, and Thursday nights as soon as she got home, she changed into her workout clothes. She’d pour a glass of wine in a solid water bottle, and go for a 10 minute walk, sipping her wine. Then it was back to her apartment, where she’d do her stretches. Then the real workout began, circuits. She’d pour a glass of wine, and do 10 squats, sipping her wine. Then she did 10 pushups. Then she had a third glass as she did 10 jumping jacks. By then, she was usually pretty tipsy, so she'd finish with 10 dead bugs. If she had things to do, she’d stop there, usually Tue and Wed night.  Tuesday was date night with her boyfriend. Luckily, they lived in the city, so she did not need to drive, just transit, uber, or her boyfriend drove. With drinks for dinner, she usually ended up pretty drunk if not wasted. But they both loved i...

  “Natalya, Babe, I really don’t think it's a good idea for you to drink any more,” he told his girlfriend who was already swaying after her breakfast of champagne and mimosas.  “Fffuck yoo, Marvin. Iss cold. I zinninn wanna gow skin', I wanned t' gow summwhere warm. Sooo Im gonna zzrink azz mush azz i wann. Besides, yoo love it wenn I ged zzzrunk,” she slurred as she filled her coffee thermos with martini. Of course, it wouldn’t all fit, so she drank the rest. “That I do” Marvin says as he leans in to kiss her. “Ann s'longas I c'n ssill ssann, L c'n ski. Tough wee coud skip the skiin' ann gow back t' the cabin ann I coud ged alll fffucked up ann wee coud fffuck,” she slurred as he rubbed her crotch.  “Tempting, but I want to see you ski drunk first,” he tells her as he pulls away. She takes a drink. “Thad will be fun. Noddazz fun azz genn fucked inna cabin,” Natalya says.  Her boyfreind produced a joint, saying “Don’t worry. You’ll get fucked up on the ...

  The ebony beauty slurred from her couch, “I havva dzzream” as she rubbed a bottle of beer against her pussy. “Thad won day. fffuck thad evry day everyone c'n ged wayssed,” Boni continued. Though the cool beer felt good against her hot pussy, she soon leaned forward to grab the bottle opener from the coffee table. Benefiting more from practice than sobriety, she opened the bottle. Once the bottle was open, she took a swig. Then she grabbed and lit a joint. She took a hit and leaned back. As she exhaled the smoke, she again rubbed her pussy with the bottle. Alternating drinks and hits, she brought herself off by the time the joint and beer were spent.  Boni was pretty spent herself, but she wanted more. She lurched forward, sat the bottle and stub on the table, and stood. She stumbled and staggered about, slurring, “Ah yes, thiss'zz the dzzream.  Wayssed ann genn more wayssed.” As she made her way to the kitchen, she stripped off her top, dropping it on the floor. In the ...

  Crystal had always liked Cheetos, they were her favorite snack when she got high. Crystal smoked a lot. However, she'd never been much of a fan of flaming hot Cheetos, unless she was in the mood to drink, as she liked to wash down with vodka. So last week when she found the new weed strain "flaming hot" at her local dispensary, she gladly purchased it. She also bought several bags of flamin hot Cheetos and bottles of Vodka on the way home. However, she hadn't had a chance to smoke the new strain till today. It was a Saturday and Crystal and her boyfriend Chester had nowhere she had to be till Monday. So her and her boyfriend knew it was a perfect time to try the new strain.  In preparation, Crystal put on her sexy Cheetos outfit: Then she rolled and smoked a joint. She quickly felt it start to hit her. Soon, the craving for food started -flaming hot Cheetos. She picked the bag up and carefully looked it over. Then she opened the bag, before taking another hit, and b...