Repost-New Exercise Routine

 This is a repost of mine from BB. It could easily be tweaked for a new years resolution one, but I've not yet.

Caroline loved her new exercise routine. Monday, Tue, Wed, and Thursday nights as soon as she got home, she changed into her workout clothes. She’d pour a glass of wine in a solid water bottle, and go for a 10 minute walk, sipping her wine. Then it was back to her apartment, where she’d do her stretches. Then the real workout began, circuits. She’d pour a glass of wine, and do 10 squats, sipping her wine. Then she did 10 pushups. Then she had a third glass as she did 10 jumping jacks. By then, she was usually pretty tipsy, so she'd finish with 10 dead bugs. If she had things to do, she’d stop there, usually Tue and Wed night. 

Tuesday was date night with her boyfriend. Luckily, they lived in the city, so she did not need to drive, just transit, uber, or her boyfriend drove. With drinks for dinner, she usually ended up pretty drunk if not wasted. But they both loved it, for it completely removed her inhibitions, resulting in fantastic sex, at her place, his, or wherever they could. Sense she'd started the routine in May, they'd had sex in a resteraunt, in an uber, on the subway, and multiple times at both apartments, once in thestair well at hers on Tuesday date nights (luckily, her boyfriend was good for more then one go a night).

Wed night varied. Most were girls' nights with her girlfriends at the bars. Prior to her routine, Caroline typically got tipsy or drunk on girls night, as did her girlfriends. Now Caroline got drunk or wasted. One Wed had a tipsy pallet night at Carolines apartment; they all got drunk or wasted. Some had been nights alone, she'd tried not to drink more. On nights alone and most Mondays and Thursdays, she challenged herself to do as many circuits as possible, which meant she got wasted. 

Which brings us to yesterday, Thursday 6/23/22. She had no plans, so she pushed herself. During the second set of pushups, she spilled wine all over her white sports bra, so she took it off and used it for a towel, before she continued. Her second set of jumping jacks were more drunkenly stumbling about than anything. The 6th glass of wine mostly ended up on the floor, but she still drank about a third a glass, before she lost her balance and drunkenly laid on the floor, very much a dead bug. Eventually, she realized her achievement- 2 complete cycles, a first! Somehow she managed to crawl to her phone and into the bedroom. There she was able to stand, feet about 3 feet apart and snap a selfie before she passed out on the bed.

The next morning, still a bit tipsy, she found the photo, and sent it to her boyfriend:

     So, what about Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays? Generally she'd taken those days off from her new routine. Certainly Friday's. Most Fridays nights she went out with her boyfriend-other alone on a date or with their friends. One they stayed in and watched a movie. Friday nights were basically the same as before, she got drunk or wasted.

     Saturdays were more varied. She might go shopping with the girls, or catch a movie with her boyfriend, or to a concert or baseball with her boyfriend. Whenever she and her friends went shopping, they always met for brunch first. They'd get tipsy on breakfast cocktails and then stagger over to the mall. Theyed shop for a few hours, and go somewhere for a late and mostly Liquid lunch. Say an Irish pup for patty melts and beer, or a Mexican joint for tacos and Margaritas. They'd get drunk and then they might disperse in different directions if they had other plans for the evening (say a date with boyfriends) or they might stagger back to the mall for more shopping, or they might go to one girls place, and bullshit and get wasted. If she caught a movie with her boyfriend, she'd sneak in a flask and sneak sips. Her boyfriend would sneak one in too, and spike her soda. Invariably, by the end she'd be tipsy or drunk. After that they might go to dinner or home. If she was going to a concert, she'd drink vodka or whiskey as she got ready. Then at the concert, her boyfriend would buy her lots of drinks. Baseball games, she usually tried to drink a beer an inning, through the first 7. She always got drunk or trashed Saturdays.

      Generally, on Sundays she tried to stay sober. or sober up from Saturday. Some Sundays though, she'd join her more voluptuous cousin Danay for brunch, though she tended not to go to the buffet more than once, but she did her best to keep up with Danay in dowing mimosas. 

      Of course, Memorial day weekend, she went out with her boyfriend on his boat-beer, wine coolers and liquor kept her drunk all weekend.