The Badass Girls

 A set of playboy photos, that I've tried to write our own backstory to.

Cassie’s boyfreind broke up with her this morning. So she texted her best friend Aiden who told her to get dressed, they’d go for a ride in her girlfriend Nicholes truck. So Cassie got dressed and stepped outside into the warm California sun.

Realizing how hot it was, she went back inside and got her sunglasses.

Just then Nicole pulled up with Aiden, in her beat up old gold and primer GMC truck. Aiden hopped out and hugged her friend. Then Aiden told her friend, “hop in.”

Cassie climbed in beside Nicole, and said, “Morning Nicole,” as Aiden slid in beside Cassie and closed the door. Just then Dirkes Bently came on, and the three girls sang along,

“'Cause I was thinkin' 'bout a little white tank top

Sittin' right there in the middle by me

I was thinkin' 'bout a long kiss

Man, just gotta get goin' where the night might lead

I know what I was feelin'

But what was I thinkin'?

What was I thinkin'?”

The only little white tank top belonged to Nicole, but she tore out of the drive. As the commercials played, Aiden turned down the radio and said, “So, I think we need to go get drunk, What do ya say Cassie?”

Cassie liked her drink, and having been dumped this morning, she felt like getting her drink on, so answered with a simple, “ok”. 

Nicole drove to the neighborhood liquor store, and parked in the back. The  three girls climbed out of the truck, and walked round to the store.

Inside, each girl selected a bottle of liquor. Aiden picked a bottle of jack daniels, Nicole a bottle of Jose Quevo, and Cassie a bottle of gv. Aiden stopped her, and told her, get the big bottle. So she did. At the register, Aiden paid for the girl's liquor, and they climbed in the truck. Each girl drank a shot, and then Nicole fired up the truck, and said, “let's go out in the desert, so I can drink and drive.” 

Cassie and Aiden said “ok”. As they made their way past the city line, the radio started playing Little Big Towns, “The wine, the beer, the whiskey.” Aiden cranked the radio up and the 3 girls sang along passing the bottles around, and sang, 

“My friend named Jack

He's got my back

He always seems to know right where I'm at

My friend Jose

He likes to play

He's always up for anything I say

Li'l bit uhf red, lodda bit uhf crown

doan madder whad iddizzz

i'm gonna zzrink it down, down, down

The wine, the beeer, the wiskey

arr the only things thad fix me

i'm nod sayin' isssa prollemm

i c'n stopp it iff i wanna

bud the wine, the beeer, the wiskey

theey allw'ys ged me…”

By the time the song ended, all 3 girls were definitely tipsy and slurring. Nicole was driving fast, but otherwise normal on the empty two lane road in the desert. Suddenly, Cassie said, “Stop.”

Nicole brought the truck to a skidding stop in the middle of the lane. “What is the problem it Cassie?” the buzzed driver asked. 

“Upp ahenn is Earl's place” Cassie answered.

Aiden thought and said, “Hide inna bed uhf the truck, cassie, less see iff the slime is home.” Cassie got out, and stumbled her way around to the tailgate, opened it, and climbed in, the bottle of jack daniels in her hand. Then Nicole carefully drove to Erals place. No one was home. Aiden noticed a baseball bat in the car port, so she jumped out and grabbed it. Then she jumped back in and said to Nicole and Cassie, “Less sseal thiss bat, ann yuse it t' smash earls mailbox.”

Nicole and Cassie agreed, and Nicole whipped out the drive, onto the road. For some unknown and unspoken reason, Aiden took her top off. Nicole went a little ways towards town, and then she turned around and drove back to Earls. Nicole speed, and pulled off the road slightly to get Aiden close enough to the mailbox and she prepared her swing. 

And then just when the time was right, swung and smashed the moving target. 

Nicole sped away. Some distance and several turns latter, Nicole stopped the truck road to let Cassie climb in beside Aiden in the cab. Before they took off, the girls each drank a shot of JD, JC and gv. Then they drove on out into the desert. By now, the liquor was affecting Nicole's driving, she was going fast, and she was using both lanes as she swerved about. They sang along to Allen Jacksons “ 5’oclock somewhere” on the radio, 

“The sun is hod ann thad old clock

is movin' slow, mm….

worg day passes liyke molasses

in winner timme, bud iss july

genn paid by the hour

ann older by the minnit

my bozz juzz pushed me

over the limit

i coud callim somethin',

thing i'll juzz call it a day

pour me somethin' tall ann ssrong. 

 mayke it a hurricane, before i gow insane

iss only half pazz twelve.  Bud i doan care

iss fife o'clock summwhere!” 

Then suddenly, Nicole swerved off the road, headed directly towards some trash cans. It wasn’t intentional, but she creamed them with her old GMC, & Cassie made a fist in excitement.

Nicole then moved the truck back to the pavement and speed off, before anyone noticed who hit the trash cans. All 3 girls were now drunk, as Nicole turned off onto a dirt road in the dessert. Cassie pulled her boobs out, and took both the JD and JC and leaned out the window, enjoying the warm summer air on her bear tits as they speed along.

Aiden who at some point had put her top back on crawled towards Cassie.

Eventually, Aiden crawled forward and infroont of Cassie and kissed her over her shoulder.

Soon Nicole came upon a paved road. She stopped and pulled over. Nicole told the still kissing Cassie and Aiden, “Less ged oud furra bit.”

Cassie put her tits away and Aiden took the Jack Daniels from her. Then the three boozed up girls staggered out of the truck, and danced drunkenly in the middle of the road, helping each other to stay standing.

Despite the help from the other two girls Cassie fell to her knees in front of Aiden. Aiden noticed the position resumbled one of a blow job, so she brought the whiskey bottle to her crouch and held it like a cock. Cassie sat the JC down. She took the bottle and made like she was sucking it, and rubbed it against Aidens jeans covered pussy. As she did so, Aiden flipped the bird with her right hand, and Nicole balanced herself with a hand on Cassies hat.

When the Cassie again stood, the girls took and split the remaining vodka, before they threw it into the desert. Nicole grabbed the jc, and then helping each other they staggered down a dirt road a ways and into the desert a bit out of sight from the road. 

Cassie again pulled out her tits, and then unbuckled her belt.

The three girls made out for a bit, before deciding, “Wee shud doo thiss inna truck” So they staggered back.

They climbed into the truck and then Nicole fired it up and turned down the dirt road As she drove, more erratic than ever, Cassie and Aiden helped strip each other, and then Nicole. When the three were naked, Nicole stopped the truck in the middle of the desert. They made out and ate each other out drunkenly in the cab of the truck.

Afterwords, Aiden Drunkenly pulled her thong back on under her cartridge belt that she'd never taken off and staggered off into the desert to go pee. Ovce out in the desert, She stood on a fallen tree and supported herself with a hand on a tree.

Her drunken brain had no idea why she put her thong back on, but decided to take it back off before she peed.

Once off she tossed it away into the desert, and proceeded to water the dry desert soil.

Meanwhile, Cassie was doing similar, only she stayed nude save for boots and hat.

Nicole also stayed naked, but she peed beside the truck. As she peed, she noticed some various junk dumped in the desert. Then she remembered the two broken old tube TV’s she’d loaded in the bed of her truck yesterday, planning to take them to the landfill. That had not occurred when Cassies boyfreind dumped Cassie. The drunk blond realized that she could just unload them here. So when Cassie and Aiden retired, Nicole told them, “Climb in back ann roll those televisions oud azz i dribe.”

The two nude girls climbed up in the truck bed and untied the TVs. It took both of them to roll the first TV out of the truck.

The second was lighter, and Adison threw it out by herself, as Cassie drunkenly fell.

Cassie landed on the wheel well, and drunkenly waved the TV’s goodbye imagining they were Eral, as Aiden made devil horns with her right hand, saying “Hell yah” silently to herself.

As Nicole drove drunkenly on, Aiden staggered back to Cassie. Cassie stood, holding onto the truck bed and Aiden, and the two kissed.

Holding on to each other, Aiden and Cassie staggered forward to the passenger front corner of the bed. Aiden sat on the bed, and grabbed Cassie's firm drunk ass and kissed her, as Nicole watched them instead of the road.

Luckly, Nicole's foot slipped off of the accelerator, and soon the truck was barely moving. Nicole continued to watch, as Adisen Leaned her head back, and Cassie tried and missed putting her mouth on Adisen’s right tit.

Necole then watched as both gals sat down in the truck bed, and Cassie started to eat Adisens pussy. Nicole put her foot back on the accelerator, stuck her tongue out, and made a peace sign, or the cunninglingus symbol, as Cassie did just that to Adisen. 

After she orgasemed, Adison climbed up on the truck roof.

Nicole drove through the desert and back to the TV’s. She parked the truck. She was feeling wild, so she grabbed the baseball bat, and staggered out of the truck, and ran to one and began to smash it with the baseball bat.

Aiden and Cassie watched her drunkenly beat up the old TV, before Aiden called out, “My turn.” She ran over to Aiden and took the bat and staggered over to the other TV. She swung, aiming at the screen. 

As she broke the glass, she had to jump about inorder to not fall down in a drunken heap. A few more swings, and Aiden lifted the bat over her shoulder and picked up a couple of small pieces, and stood, swaying admiring her work.

Aiden would toss the parts down and flip the bat into the bed of the truck. Meanwhile, Nicole retrieved the gv from the truck, losing her flip flops as she staggered across the warm sand to Aiden and Cassie. The three girls stood bumping into each other and helping one another keep from falling.

Nicole poured some of the gv over her and Aiden’s breasts, before passing the bottle to Cassie, and Aidisen leanded over to kiss Nicole.

Cassie meanwhile took a drink of gv before she handed the bottle back to Nicole who took it and poured some onto Cassie's ;eft boob.

Aiden moved around behind Cassie, and  Cassie leaned back into Aidens arms, and Nicole poured gv into Caxies open mouth, As drunk as the three girs were, much of the gv missed Cassies mouth and ran down her chinn and over her big fake breasts, which Aiden and Nicole both played with.

The girls moved mpsitions, and Cassie continued to try drinking the gv Nicole poured in her open mouth.The three girls continued to kiss and make out in the middle of the dirt road.

Once all 3 had orgasmed, they returned to the truck. Nicole drunkenly got in the truck and started to peel off as Adisen climbed out the passenger window in search of her hat, which was in the middle of the road with the empty jug.

Noticing this, Nicole stopped the truck. Aiden tossed the hat in the cab and sat in front of Nicole. Nicole was pretty drunk, and her vision blurred from the alcohol, but she tried to actuate the window wash. Nothing game out.. So she popped the hood and all 3 staggered out to look. Aiden drunkenly climbed up on the bumper, as the other two looked around.

Nicole retrieved another jug from behind the seat. She used this one to refill the vash fluid tank. Aiden stood and grabbed the hood as Aiden and Cassie put their hands on her to try helping her in case she started to fall.

Aiden didn’t, and soon she sat down on the grill, and grabbed a tit of each of her blond freinds.

Aiden and Nicole kissed, and then Cassie and Aiden. Once more they made out in front of the truck.

Later they would stagger back to the truck cab, closing the hood on the way. Their the three girls rested, before Nicole fired up the truck and resumed drunkenly driving about the desert.