Lorena Medina
Lorena Medina ran a naked dude ranch, in a small town just off route 66. Today, about lunch time, Lorena had to go to the town rodeo grounds to pick up a few of the cattle there and bring them back to the ranch. The ranch is the linchpin of the town's econnony, so the town allows nudism, and it was a surprise to no one to see Lorena enter the Oasis Cafe in just boots and hat.
She ambled up to the bar, and climbed up on a stool. “Howdy, Wishbone she called out to the waitress.” as she sat her hat on the counter.
“Howdy, Lorena.” the waitress greeted her, before asking, “what can I get for you on this hot day?”
”Its really hot, how bout one of your big rum and cokes, a burger and fries?” Lorena answered.
“You bet,” Wishbone answered, not surprised to be selling liquor for lunch. She went into the kitchen and got the burger and fries going, and then sat about making the rum and coke. She made two, as she decided she wanted one to. She filled each glass with ice, poured in about 3 ounces of rum, and then filled with coke from the fountain. She gave Lorena hers, and a straw, and then took a gulp of hers, before returning to the kitchen.
Loreana turned, and began to sip her drink.
When her food came, she was feeling nice and cool, having drank half or so. As she ate, she continued to drink. Long before the food was gone, the drink was too. Wishbone noticed this, and asked, “Wann 'nuzzer?”, slurring slightly, having finished her own drink.
Lorena thought as she finished chewing her bight of food. It was hot and she was thirsty, so why not? “Surrre, gow light onna rum, pleeeze,” slurring slightly herself.
“Surrre thin'”, wishbone answered. She didn’t make another for herself, and she ended up forgetting to go light, instead using almost 4 ounces of rum. However, neither girl noticed. Lorena finished eating, and then sat and sipped the rest of her drink.
When Lorena finished her drink, she stood. She instantly knew she was tipsy as she nearly fell down. However, she grabbed the stool back and then got her feet under her. She put her hat on and then as she started out, she told Wishbone, “Ssangs fer lunsh Whisbone. Puddid on my tab pleeeze.”
“Yoo got it Lorena.” wishbone called back.
Lorena stumbled to the door, and used her bare, drunk butt to push the door open, smiling broadly, now drunk and nude.
She didn’t yet realize she was drunk as she staggered across the street to her truck to get her rope. Then she made her way to the pen with the cattle. She started to suspect she’d had too much to drink when she had trouble picking out which cows to rope, as she swayed holding the rope.
She knew shed had too much, when she picked one, and tried to throw the rope. Instead, she fell down, landing on her butt. She giggled, and slurred, “oops, i guezz im zzzrunk. Cows will haffta wait fer me to sober upp.”
The cows paid her no attention, as she laid there. She started to rub her pussy, knowing that an orgasm would help her sober up some.
After shed orgasmed, she laid there a bit, before trying to stand. She just fell down, knocking her hat off.
Finally, Lorena stood. She could tell she was still drunk, as she staggered about. Despite her unsteady and erratic movements, a couple horses in the next pen took notice of her, and she them. She made her way over to them, and passed through the fence. There, one of them allowed her to use its neck for support, as she petted it.
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