StumblingFillies

  “Ah, shit.  Yer awake,” your housekeeper slurred as she leaned against the patio table. Her braless tits threatening to spill out of her yellow top, her eyes closed.  “Yep, and you're drunk, aren't you?”, you asked, thinking the answer was obviously yes, with how she needed the table for support. “Nooo,” she answered you. Before you could ask her about this apparent lie, she added, “Im zzzrunk ann high,” and opened her eyes, and gave you a small smile. Now that you looked at her bloodshot eyes, it was obvious. Your housekeeper was drunk and high. Despite this, she went back to cleaning the patio table, not waiting for your response. As you watched her, you told her, “Wow. And ever the professional, still able to do your job. You're the best.” She stopped, and picked up a vodka bottle from the table. “Sssang yoo”, she said and took a drink, and then returned to cleaning the table. You watched her slowly wipe down the table, her tits bobbing about. Your cock was now...

 https://discord.com/channels/804460080074457138/804460080594157642 seen this, and felt I could do something with. So into picsart I went. I removed the background, red-end her eyes, and motion blurred her. Then I lowered the opacity, and layered in 3 times in different locations, before returning with a final non blurred, 100% opacity layer.  Slurred speach as nearly always: https://lingojam.com/SloshedSpeech _____ Summer in the City “Hod town, summer inna cidy.   mm. hum. genn dirdy ann griddy.   been down, izz'nn it a pidy duzzen seem t'be a shadow inna cidy alll 'round, peeple lookin' half ded walkin' onna sidewalk, hodder 'an a mash hed bud ad night isssa differenn whirld gow oud ann fine a girl come-on come-on ann dance alll night despite the heed it'll be alright ann babe, doan y'know isssa pidy thad the days canned be liyke the nighss inna summer, inna cidy inna summer, inna cidy” She slurred along to the Lovin’ spoonful, and swayed to the music....

  Not sure what I want to post this week. And I’d prefer to focus attention on some things I'd like to post in Sept (I have a couple back to school/college themed ones in mind). So I think I'll try something a bit different. I have two ready for next week, for Labor Day Weekend. I’ll publish both, but one on Sat and one on Mon. Which is which, I'm thinking will be based on comments I receive. Waitress-Drunk Housekeeper-Drunk and high They use the same images, just different text, and I doctored some of the ones in the second slightly.  So leave your comments, which would you like to see first? Whichever has the most comments when I go to post on Sat will get posted on Sat.

  Cat rolled her eyes as she sipped on her fruity cocktail, Lisa was already getting drunk, she could tell by her hard nipples. Lisa knew they both were a little tipsy, her nipples were hard under her braless top, and Cat was rolling her eyes.

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  Piper and her boyfriend went out bar hopping. At the first bar, she ordered a pitcher of margaritas. By her last glass, she was drunk enough to flash her boyfriend, who happily snapped a photo: Once Piper finished her last glass of margarita, she pulled her shirt back over her plump tits and they settled the tab. Piper was starting to stumble as they made their way up the street to the second bar, Habitat. There, they found a table, and her boyfriend asked, "What do you want?"      Piper replied with a slur, "Beeer pleeeze" Her boyfriend got her two glasses, and she quickly downed both. Then he told her, "Flash me" “'kay" she replied, and flashed her right tit, as he snapped two photos: When she put her shirt back down, she hiccuped and then said, "Meed me inna basssroom, wee need t' fffuck." She stood, and staggered off, bouncing around the bar like one of the pinballs in the machines in the bar. Her boyfriend watched her, paid fo...

  Snap, Crackle, and Burp. The breakfast of ex-champiens, as Hawkeye Pierce says. Pandora was still a little drunk from last night as she had a breakfast of cereal and beer. Good way to start International Beer day.