Easter Bunny

 Rosie makes a good easter bunny. She loves grass, and when she’s high, she gets thirsty. And the best drink is liquor, lots of it. In other words, she’s the stoned, boozed easter bunny. This easter, it's just her and her boyfreind. Drunk and stoned, Rossie bounced up the stairs, leaving a trail of chocolate-weed eggs up the stairwell and into the office. She hippity-hopped up the steps bouncing drunkenly off the walls with her furry pink rabbit ears and matching fluffy tail, delivering tasty treats for her to enjoy later.

As she went, at each step, she deposited an egg, and took a sip of rum, or a hit of her joint, of both. Halfway up, the intoxicated bunny stumbled and sat on a step. She slurred, “Timme fer more grazz,” as she pulled out and lit a new joint.

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