Beach

 I'd found this somewhere, just the non-underlined parts of entry 1. Everything underlined and entry 2 on is my own fiction.

Diary Entry 1

So girlfriend and I wanted to try some drunk sex, mainly HER getting drunk and us then having sex. For vacation we decided to get away from the cold north east and go to a tropical island. Our second day there, I suggested we try some drunk sex. She was all up for it, so I took her to a beach bar, right off the water, in a bikini and started buying her drinks. It was fun to say the least. Amazing bar too, the waitress, none too sober, helped feed her shots. 

We will be trying this again. Watching her stagger around and slur her words as I had to help her to the car, and back into our hotel was epic. With that kind of foreplay, the sex was mind blowing, of course.

Diary Entry 2

In the morning, my girlfriend was very hungover. I expected this so I'd ordered her a bloody mary, and when it came, I poured half in another glass, and added vodka till both were full. Despite her hangover she remarked that last night was quite fun, and that she'd like to do it again soon. I had her drink the first down all at once and then told her to sip the second as she took a shower. She got the bathroom quite wet, but by the time her shower was over she'd finished her second Bloody Mary. I asked her if she felt better and she said yes and she asked for another. So I ordered one, and whale she was in the bathroom doing her makeup, I was able to again split it and spike it, without her knowledge. When she returned from the bathroom, the grabbed one of the Bloody Mary's, and gulped down nearly half. 

She looked at me and said these are great. She then continued to sip it as she went to get dressed. She was slightly staggering now, but not too obviously. She selected her other, smaller bikini, and a matching skirt. She'd got the thong and skirt on by the time she finished the third Bloody Mary. As she staggered to the table to get the fourth caring her top, her boobs swung from her increased staggering. She drank half and then sat the glass down. She then tried to put the bikini top on. She however dropped it, and said to it, "cum back herr yoo." 

She bent to pick it up, and nearly fell, stumbling about to catch herself, and then with a giggle and "oppsie" picked the top up. She got it over her head and around her neck, but could not get the back tied. After several tries and much talking to herself, she asked me, “Tie thiss pleeeze”. 

I did, but not before playing with her tits making her sigh in pleasure. Finally dressed, she said, “less gow t' breakfazz”. I grabbed her hand and we set off, her staggering fairly obviously. In the elevator I groped her ass and kissed her. Then we made our way to the hotel dining room. As we looked at the menus, I noticed the breakfast campaign. When the waiter arrived, I ordered one for each of us in addition to the water already on the table. The waiter then asked if we'd like to order from the menu or go to the buffet. “The buffedd,” my girlfriend chose for us. So we set off to the buffet; I filled my plate, but my girlfriend picked only some bacon, sausage and fruit. When we returned to our booth, the champagne was waiting. I watched in awe as she made coy sexual gestures with all her food. Soon both her plate and her champagne glass were empty. Taking her plate, she stood and staggered off for more. As I watched her the waiter returned and refilled my water. I asked for another campaign for her. 

I continued to eat and watch my girlfriend as she again got some fruit, sausage and a banana. She seemed to have a little difficulty with the tongs, but not too bad. She'd just sat down when her second champagne arrived. She thanked us both. We both said you're welcome before the weighter left. If before my girlfriend had been coy, she was now blatant. The way she ate the banana nearly made me cum my shorts. We both finished eating as she finished her champagne. I asked her if she wanted anything more to eat. She said “nooo”.

 I asked her if she'd get me some more bacon. She said sure. She took her plate, stood, fell back in her seat, and giggling said, "oopsis daisy, i'm a li'l titsy." She was in fact drunk, and I loved it. She then got up, and staggered off to get my bacon. I watched as she struggled with the tongs, dropping first them on the buffet counter and then several pieces of bacon on the counter. The bacon that fell on the counter she picked up and placed on her plate with her hand. Then she staggered back. My champagne hadn't been touched, as I'd opted for the water, which was nearly empty. I swapped my water and champagne glasses for hers, and shortly after, gestured to the waiter for another. When my girlfriend returned I had her sit beside me, and I gave her the full champagne glass. She was siping it when the waiter returned. I thanked the waiter, the waiter said your welcome and left. 

As I ate, my girlfriend drank both glasses of champagne and played with my cock inside my shorts by slipping her hand inside. I signaled for the check. My girlfriend didn't move her hand when it was brought. I paid in cash with a nice tip, and when she'd finished drinking her fourth champagne of the morning, I pulled her hand from my shorts and said “let's go to the beach.” She agreed by drunkenly shaking her head. 

She tried to stand, twice, but couldn't, giggling and saying, "Im zzzrunk." And she was. I had to help her up and out and even then, she was still staggering. We got a few odd glares from other couples, but I really didn't care, and my girlfriend was in no shape to notice, let alone care. Once outside my hand found a tit as I supported her. The other found her butt. Soon it slipped under her skirt and thong. On the beach, we kissed madly. When we pulled apart she said, "Fugch me, Ple'ase." 

I took off her skirt and my t-shirt, tossed them on an empty lounge chair, and led her to the ocean. Once we were a little past waist deep, I dropped my shorts to my ankles, freeing my hard cock. I pushed her thong aside and began to fuck her. Her own hands first slipped under her top, then pulled it down revealing her breasts. I soon came. Then I washed her pussy, and fingered her to orgasm. Then I pulled her thong into place, my shorts up, and finally her top into place. 

       The fuck and water had sobered her some, but she was still very tipsy. We returned to the beach, and her skirt and my shirt. I decided it was time for more drinks, so I asked her to go get us each one. She did, without putting her skirt back on. She returned with two, large fruity drinks. I was pleased to find that they were also very strong. 

When she finished, hers, she stood, and asked “Yoo wann 'nuzzer.” Though I'd only drunk half of my own, I had her get me a second. I drank little of my first as I watched her stagger off, order, get, and stagger back. I'd only finished my first when she finished her second. She struggled to get up, and upon failing, I gave her my second. 

Then I told her I'd get another. Of course, I got two, though these were even stronger. I returned to find her sipping the last of the third. I told her to have at the next two, and I'd go up to our room and get some sun screen. She slurred heavily what I took for an ok. I rushed to our room, grabbed a towel, three bottles of liquor, and the sun screen. 

     I returned to find her laying back, sunning herself. I sat the towel, sunscreen and two of the bottles down, and opened the third. I filled both glasses with vodka. I asked my girlfriend then if she wanted another drink. She slurred yes. I handed her one of the glasses and watched in amazement as she unsteadily brought it to her lips and drank. In an attempt to slow her down some, I told her I thought I'd better apply sunscreen to her. She acknowledged me with a slurred ok. I started on her legs, working upwards. My cock again hardened. When I reached her thong, I moved it around and slipped my location covered hands under to fully cover her with sunscreen. Needless to say, I tended to her pussy much longer than necessary for sunscreen, but just right for pleasure as I soon brought her to an orgasm. 

Then, I quickly covered her stomach and moved to her breasts. They received equal treatment as her pussy. Then I moved to her chest, neck, and arms. By then she had finished the vodka so I took the glass and poured another. As I applied location to her chin, cheeks, nose, forehead and ears, I'd take a mouthful of vodka but not swallow, apply some location, and then rub it in as I kissed her, giving her the vodka from my mouth. She drank probably half the glass this way. With her front now covered in sunscreen, I gave her the glass and allowed her to drink it. Then I asked her to turn over so I could do her back. This simple task proved extremely impossible, and I had to help.

This time I started on her back, before moving to her ass. Again I simply moved aside or under her thong, ultimately bringing her to orgasm before moving to her ass. I then covered her legs for good measure. I fully expected her to just lie there, too drunk to really do much, but she suppressed me by slurring, “Pour me 'nuzzer zzrink annnen i pud sumscreen on yoo”.  

      Curious, I said ok and poured her another drink. As I did, she somehow rolled over and pulled herself into a sitting position. This she could only sustain by bracing herself with her left arm, and even then she swayed drunkenly. The drink poured, she patted the lounge chair beside her drunkenly with her right hand and slurred “sit”. I sat beside her my cock clearly tenting my shorts, and she leaned into me, freeing her left hand. After a few misses, she grabbed the vodka glass and proceeded to drink from it, spilling some, though she didn't notice. I however noticed both the tent in my shorts and her impressive drunkenness; this caused me to look around to see if there was anyone watching, but I saw none. 

Then she sat the glass down and asked for the sunscreen. I was just able to reach it without compromising her precarious balance, so I gave it to her. She struggled to open it, fussing and cussing at it, before I took it and opened it and returned it to her. She then squeezed entirely too much on her hand, before she sat about rubbing it on my chest. She didn't do a good job of covering all of my chest, but at least she got all the lotion rubbed in before she pulled her hand away, again squeezed a little too much on her hand.   

     I expected her to return to rubbing lotion on my chest, and she did, but very rapidly made her way south, and to my surprise right into my shorts. Her fingers quickly wrapped around my rock hard cock. I again looked around to see if anyone was watching, and saw none. I whispered to her, “yes please. Stroke my cock”.

She increased the tempo, and soon I cumed in my shorts.  My girlfriend pulled her hand out, licked my cum off her hand, and washed it down with the rest of her glass of vodka. I finished covering myself with sunscreen. Then she told me, “pour me too more, annnen gow ged me somethin' fruidy”. I did as asked, though before going to the bar, I took a dip in the ocean, and also got myself a drink.

      When I returned I found her laying on her back, top untied. How she managed I have no idea. I looked around again, and only saw a couple of others, all sunning their backs. So I said here is your drink. She apparently forgot her top, for she rolled on her side, propped herself up, and reached out for her drink, her tits swinging about as her body swayed like palm trees in the intoxicated breeze. I handed it to her, and slowed her to drink a bit before I said nice view. It took her a few seconds to process this. She drunkenly tried to turn her head to look behind her before I said-your tits, then she looked down and noticed her partial nudity. She exclaimed “Oh!” And then slurred “I've lozz my bra.  How'd thad happen?"

I told her she took it off, and though I like the view you'd better put it back on so we don't get in trouble. She giggled, and looked about for it. She found it, and managed to pick it up and sit up only to drop it. This made her laugh. So much she fell on her back, her tits tossed about like ships on rough seas. She managed to sit back up, but was unable to support herself and make any progress in her drunkenness. I watched her as long as I dared, my cock again rock hard, before I took the bra from her, and put it back on her. Then I gave her her drink, slammed my own, and scooped her up and carried her to the ocean. She was now too drunk to be much assistance, but I managed to fuck her in the ocean again.

    We returned to the beach, and for the rest of the morning and much of the afternoon I maintained her drunkenness, applied sunscreen to both of us in the same manner and had fucked a few more times in the ocean. Around mid afternoon I even sobered her up some, and by dinner time she was no longer extremely drunk just drunk. As we gathered up, there was only part of a bottle left out of three. We returned it and the towel before going to dinner.