SuperBowl Sundy

 

It was Superbowl Sunday. Zoe had been invited to several superbowl parties, but she’d not committed to any of them. She had no intention to go. That would mean she’d have to get dressed. And someone would surely guilt her saying she was getting too drunk and smoking too much weed. 

“Guys dooot alla timme,” she slurred, before taking another drag of her joint. “Iddizzz s'per bowl sunnay, ann i'm gonna zzrink alll i wann ann smoke azz many bowls azz i c'n,” she added after she exhaled. “I'll be too wayssed by kickoff t' nowe whass happenin',” she giggled as she took another drink of her beer. 

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