Goldilocks

Once upon a time, there was a young woman of 18. She had long golden blonde hair, blue eyes, big tits, and a round butt. Her name was Goldilocks. One warm spring day, Goldilocks was walking in the woods. It was such a warm day that when she reached the house of the Three bears, she was quite thirsty. She knocked on the door, but got no answer. Oh so thirsty ,she tried the door. Finding it unlocked, she let herself in. On the table, she found three bottles. The first was very big, for it was Papa Bear's. Goldilocks grabbed the bottle, opened it and drank. As she gulped it down, she realized it was strong bitter liquor. It was too bitter for her and It made her cough. Thirsty, she drank it all down. When she finished it, she was still coughing. She sat the first bottle back on the table, and in an attempt to stop coughing, she picked up the second middle sized bottle. She quickly opened it, and drank. As she drank, she noticed it was a very sweet Rum as it was Momma Bear's. Already becoming drunk, she didn't notice it was very strong, just that she was no longer coughing. She liked it and soon drank it all. Unfortunately, it was too sweet and the taste was still in her mouth once it was all gone. It fell over as she placed it on the table. Now drunkenly swaying like a flower in the spring breeze, with difficulty she grabbed the last, small bottle. She struggled to open it, but at last she got it. Quickly she drank. It was just right, not too bitter, not too sweet, but very strong. It was Young Bear's, recently turned 18. She happily drank it all down. Now drunk, she took the bottle in search of more. She staggered about and soon found the liquor cabinet. She clumsily sat her empty bottle on top. Lucky, she easily found two more. She opened one, and took a swig. She nearly lost her balance, and thus sought a chair. The first was a big leather chair. As she continued to drink, she soon found the char was too big and smooth, and she soon slid off. She landed on the floor, her dress bunching up around her waist exposing her lace panties. No longer able to walk, she crawled over to the medium leather chair. It was however too smooth and soon she slid out, spilling liquor over her tits, which popped out of her dress with a built in bra. So she crawled over to the final chair. It was a small wooden rocker with leather cushions. It was not too big and smooth, it was just right. So she happily drank. She would have drank it all and passed out there, if she hadn't drunkenly leaned over too far and broke it to bits, spilling the last of the liquor all over herself. Now wet and extremely drunk, she was also very tired. So she crawled off into the first bedroom. The bed was too big and hard. She pulled off her wet dress and she crawled to the second bedroom in just her panties. The bed was too big and soft. She somehow managed to remove her panties and Goldilocks finally crawled to the third bedroom nude. It was just right. Goldilocks passed out. With Goldilocks passed out, the three Bears returned home. Papa Bear was the first to notice his bottle was empty. Someone has drunk my gin, he yelled. Then Momma Bear noticed her empty bottle. Someone has drunk my rum, she exclaimed. Then Young bear noticed his whiskey was missing. Someone has taken my whiskey, he cried. They made their way to the living room. Their Papa Bear shouted, someone has been sitting in my chair, they knocked my afgan off. Then Momma Bear cried when someone sat in my chair and spilled whiskey. Finally, Young Bear said, Someone has broken my chair, and drank my whiskey. The three Bears continued through the house. In Papa Bear's bedroom he said, someone has laid in my bed, and held up Goldilockes dress. In Momma Bear's bedroom, she found goldilocks panties, and said someone has laid in my bed. In Younger Bear's bedroom, they found Goldilocks. Younger Bear said, “Goldilocks is in my bed, nude and drunk as three bears. Three sheets to the wind.”

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