Spring Break-St. Pattys Day

 

“Happy sainn paddys day! Yoo godda sry ower mine julep” the waitress at the tiki bar greeted you and your friends. 

“How many havve yoo had?,” your girlfreind asked.

“Me, jussa couple,” she answered. 

“What’s your name,” you asked.

“Esmeralda,” she answered. 

“Well Esmeralda, Ihere there super strong, or youvehad more than that,” your friend Ben started

“Bud wee doan care.  Iss sprin' break ann st.  Paddy's day.  Perfeckt timme fer hod zzzrunk girls,” your girlfriend said taking the drink.

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