How Many is this?

 

“How many is thiss?” your wife asked.

“How many drinks have you had, or how many years we're celebrating?” you asked.

“Years wee arr celebratin'.” she answered.

“2 for stumbling fillies, 15 for girlsgetting wasted, and 24 for Captin Dunsel.”

“twenny fore? thass a lot,” she remarked.

“Sure is. You gonna drink a drink for every year?”

“Im gonna sry,” she responded.

“As much as I love seeing your tits, youd better cover them up so we dont get kicked out and you can keep drinking.

“'Kay,” she tried briefly, then said, “yoo had bezz helb me.”

You stod up, and moved behind her, and did as asked, coping a feel of her big tits in the process.

“Thiss'zz goan t'be sooo mush fun tonight, babe.” she said as she squirmed at your touch.

“Yah babe,” you said before quickly kissing her on the lips.