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“Light me 'nuzzer joinn,” your girlfriend slurred. 

“Beca Laurin, I don’t think that's a good idea. You’re already a bit drunk and high. Your folks could be home any time,” you scolded.

“Doan worry.  I useta ged tolly trashed alla timme, ann mom never noticed,” your girlfriend slurred as she took another drink of whiskey. 

“But what about your Dad?,” you asked, still concerned.

“Dad, he doan care. Why d'you thing mom never noticed how trashed i got? cause dad loves herr juzz azz trashed. Kinna liyke yoo love me,” she told you.

You lit another joint for her and said, “Ok, it's your home and family, and you know I love getting you wasted.”

“See, yoo c'n gow home 'gain,” she told you.

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