Spring Break Interview

 

“Yer surrre i doan look zzzrunk orr sluddy,” your girlfriend Payton asked. She was stumbling slightly, clearly tipsy if not drunk, and her crochet yellow top and beaded necklace and pants suit made her look drunk, slutty, yet like a hippy professional. 

“No, you look sexy and professional,” you told the half truth. Still, you figured she had a good chance of landing a job at XYZ corporation. One of the reasons you were spring breaking in Orlando, instead of one of the more typical beach towns.

“Gooond, case i feel too zzzrunk ann sluddy,” she told you.

“Thats ok, babe. It's like having too much fun. There's no such thing,” you told her, quoting the Daryle Singletary song.

“Ok, daryle.  I'm a holly terror, a tornado, i'monna gow crush thiss innerview,” she told you. And you knew she would.